boyfrombk:

Michiko❤️
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boyfrombk:

I just can’t .
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thecutestofthecute:

My friend saw on Animal Planet that Golden Retriever’s mouths are so soft they can carry eggs without breaking them, so she tested it. 
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sparksel: commandershepardofficial: thefrillyqueer: hayhtam: things to consider: lady assassins  lady assassins WITH GIRLFRIENDS  But also: lady assassins with girlfriends who are ALSO lady assassins lady assassins with girlfriends who are also lady assassins but they don’t know about each other’s secret double life Mrs and mrs smith (Source: hayhtam, via niggameer)

sparksel:

commandershepardofficial:

thefrillyqueer:

hayhtam:

things to consider:

  • lady assassins 
  • lady assassins WITH GIRLFRIENDS 

But also:

  • lady assassins with girlfriends who are ALSO lady assassins

lady assassins with girlfriends who are also lady assassins but they don’t know about each other’s secret double life

Mrs and mrs smith

(Source: hayhtam, via niggameer)

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WHEN MY FRIEND GETS SLOPPY DRUNK AND I HAVE TO DELIVER HER TO HER BOYFRIEND college-life-crisis: (via niggameer)

WHEN MY FRIEND GETS SLOPPY DRUNK AND I HAVE TO DELIVER HER TO HER BOYFRIEND

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stagbeetleloveit:

I’m fucking crying
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mecraphyros: timelordangel: we’ve all got that weird pretty big secret that we don’t really hide but like we don’t flaunt it like “My brother died of cancer” or “I’m gay” or “I tried to kill myself last year” or anything really and when you find out somebody’s big plot twist you know you’re in this friendship for the long run yes (via niggameer)

mecraphyros:

timelordangel:

we’ve all got that weird pretty big secret that we don’t really hide but like we don’t flaunt it like “My brother died of cancer” or “I’m gay” or “I tried to kill myself last year” or anything really and when you find out somebody’s big plot twist you know you’re in this friendship for the long run

yes

(via niggameer)

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slenclerman: slenclerman: my milkshakes are safe for now my milkshakes (Source: clannyphantom, via niggameer)

slenclerman:

slenclerman:

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my milkshakes are safe
for now

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my milkshakes

(Source: clannyphantom, via niggameer)

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during the school year: eats every single edible thing i can find during summer: idk i think i ate an almond today
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clelta: We were talking about Shakespeare in English class and the tradition of throwing tomatoes when the actors are bad. Well it turns out, back then people thought tomatoes were poisonous, and so people would aim at the actors mouth and try to kILL THEM WHEN THEY WERE BAD AT ACTING OMG (Source: baradragon, via niggameer)

clelta:

We were talking about Shakespeare in English class and the tradition of throwing tomatoes when the actors are bad. Well it turns out, back then people thought tomatoes were poisonous, and so people would aim at the actors mouth and try to kILL THEM WHEN THEY WERE BAD AT ACTING OMG

(Source: baradragon, via niggameer)

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greenassin:

all-four-cheekbones:

hoganddice:

zooophagous:

better-than-kanye-bitchh:

youngharlemnigga:

sexbooksandvacations:

Niggas be like ”He don’t bite” 

"He still a baby"

"he won’t hurt you, just pet him"

That’s not a dog it’s a lion o_o

I’ve had dogs bound up to me like that and all they did was give me a hug and lick my face.Hell I had a wolf (genuinely, it was at a wolf sanctuary) do this to me one time.

Plus, look at how sturdy that leash is, and the grip he has on it. He’s making sure the dog doesn’t jump on anyone. Dude’s just got a big dog.

That dog’s tail is wagging a mile a minute. It’s not being aggressive, it’s just getting a little over excited.
That being said, it can be extremely intimidating to have such a large animal jump at you like that even if it is just trying to say hello.
This kid understands that and has a very good hold on his dog. He isn’t alarmed or surprised by the dog’s actions. The dog isn’t acting out of the ordinary. It’s just excited.
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Anonymous said: Nigger darvinasafo: No it’s spelled Negus. Negus. “King,” “Ruler” or “Emperor” Now you know.

Anonymous said: Nigger

darvinasafo:

No it’s spelled Negus.

Negus. “King,” “Ruler” or “Emperor”

Now you know.

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